jokes

some light jokes easy to digest 
Girl: What's Up?
Boy: Uttar Pradesh...
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Girl: Have a Good Day....
Boy: No thank you... I like Parle-G...
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Boy- Thank you
Girl-It's my pleasure
Boy- My Bajaj Pulsar

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Santa:- Oye Tune Apni Sagai Kyun
tod Di?
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PAPPU: Are Us Ka Koi Boyfriend Nhi
Tha....
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Santa: Toh..?
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PAPPU: toh, Jo Aaj Tak Kisi Ki Na Ho Saki
Wo Meri Kya Hogi... 
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reasons of Boy's Depression
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- Business Slow Chal Raha Hai.
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- Payment Nahi Aa Rahi Hai.
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- Credit Card Ka Bill Pay Karna Hai .
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- Family Ki Demands Poori Karni Hai.
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Grl's Depression
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- Profile Pic. Change
Kiye 15 Minute Ho
Gaye Abhi Tak Ek Bhi
LIKE Ya COMMENT Nahi Aaya Hai...
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Pata Nahi pic Sabko Recent
Updates Me Dikh Raha Hai Ki Nahi...
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Santa:
Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?

Banta:
Ye letter urgent dena hai

Santa:
Kaha?

Banta:
Address padhne ka time nai hai.

Santa:
Ok go fast.!

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Pakistani to Indian:

Arz kiya hai: MUNNI tumhaari badnaam hai
SHEILA tumhaari jawaan hai
Aur captian humaara PATHAAN hai! .
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INDIAN ne arz kiya:
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MUNNI hamaari BADNAAM hai
SHEILA hamaari jawaan hai
JITNE runs sachin ke hai utna
SQUARE FEET
tumhaara pakistaan hai..
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Cricketers mindset: "DO Vs DIE" .. 

Ganguly: Do or die. 

Sehwag: Do before you die. 

Dravid: DO until they die.

Tendulkar: do that will never die...

Laxman: Do when everyone else die.

Yuvraj: Do, die, reborn, do, die, reborn (repeat)....

Dhoni: Do everything before luck die.
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Santa Bank me paise jama karane gaya.

Cashier-
Tumhare Note nakli hai.

Santa-
Tujhe kya farak padata hai?
Jama to Mere Account me ho rahe hai na..!!
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Meri Girlfriend boli: Mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath...
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Me: Chal jo hona tha ho gaya...
Ek iPhone bhej dena wahan se...
Suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.

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SRK: Happy Birthday KKK

Gauri: Kiran?

SRK: No! KKK

Gauri: Forget Darr now, 20 years have passed.

SRK: KKK Kareena Kapoor Khan!!

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In India, everyone is expert about
mobile problems.
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However, the most common solution
would be "Switch off kar k on kar THIK
ho jayega "
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A Small Boy Took A Knife
And Wrote His Girlfriend’s Name 0n His Hand..
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After A Minute He Started Crying Loudly..
Why ???
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Paining ???
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No !!
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Then ???
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Spelling Mistake !!!
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Ok...
Ok...
Ok...
Alright...
Ok...
Ok...Ok...
Ok...
Bye..
Ok...
Bye..
Ok...
Ok...
Haan..
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaan...
Thik hai...
Ok...
रखूँ...?
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Most Husbands on the Phone with their Wives..!!
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Ladkiyo ko samajhna Matlab
32 GB jaise kisi video ko
download karna
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Aur saala 31.5 GB download
hone k baad. . .
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last me Error dikhna... 
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uff..ye girls bhi na kabhi nahi shudrengi 

ek ladki apne BF se milne market jana tha
bf se milney gyi market iss ummid me
k BF mulakat ho jaye

firr

firrr

firr kya

vaha SALE lagi dekh kr BF ko bhul hi
gyi......................... " 

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Apne desh main Male-Female ratio ko balance
karne ka ek sabse achcha tareeka
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jo ladke, Facebook, Twitter aur Sms
Addict par, ladkiyon ki identity bana
rahe hain....
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God unhe permanently ladki hi bna de

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Truth of student life-
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First bench student knows how
to answer every
problem. .

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But
the last bench student knows
how to face every
problem..

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Bahut dino se apne Dosto ko
Bhule hue the...........

Par kal rat
'STAR GOLD' pe "NAMAK 
HARAM" dekhi ,
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saale sab ke sab yaad aa gaye!!!

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SCHOOL LIFE
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SO many hands in a single lunch box!!
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